Anyone is Better Than Bush Beans

With possibly the exception of Huckabee, anyone would be a better president than Bush.
So, while at the grocery store, thinking about my political meal, I found these massive beans in the bulk foods section.
So big, so beautiful, so pure, everything Bush isn't.

I soaked them overnight. I covered them with water and added half an onion and three cloves of garlic. I brought them to a boil, and simmered them for an hour and a half.

Then I added a bunch of Mexican oregano, two slices of bacon, and a beer.
You know, a real American beer. The Champagne of Beers. This beer would never deny anyone their rights. It would never detain someone at Guantanamo. It isn't shifty or creepy.

After another 45 minutes or so, I seasoned with salt and served.

They were tasty, but be warned, take a Beano with the beans or suffer the consequences.